you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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