ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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