what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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