If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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