i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I want her autograph on my taint
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Holy shit dude........stairs
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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