blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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