In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
