My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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