she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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