Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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