i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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