I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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