Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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