Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she woke up with a sticky ear
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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