I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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