Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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