i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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