Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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