I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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