come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My dick has a subreddit
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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