More tranny stories later!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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