Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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