please come you make the beer taste better
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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