just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I am naked and annoyed.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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