I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize