it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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