no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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