it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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