i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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