Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
