Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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