She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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