Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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