i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize