what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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