she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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