Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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