Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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