Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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