I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have post one night stand depression
I forget how to act sober
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