yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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