bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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