My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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