I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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