I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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