The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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