He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
