i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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