He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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