what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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