So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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