butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You've changed since you got that strap on
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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