just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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