He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Do plants get herpes?
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