how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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