i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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