i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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